imjustonekid:

Mom saw porn on the dash.

“Are those people’s butts??”

“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)

“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”

OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.

NONE.

NO BUTTS.

(Source: grassleaves)



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